Tearstown Timeouts - Baby TeeThe Tearstown Timeouts have the longest losing streak in toddler athletics. Every game ends in tears. Every practice ends in a meltdown. But the uniforms are solid. The Details: White arched text reads "Tearstown" across the top in a bold retro athletic font, with a large gold "'47" in the center. Below, white text reads "Timeouts" in a wide block font. At the bottom, gold text reads "Athl. Dept." flanked by two gold stars. Printed in white and gold

typographic-forward aesthetic

a retro cartoon of a red soda cup (with a jack-o-lantern face) sitting with a striped popcorn box (with a ghost face) holding a knife

The Cozy Coupe is the whip

Orange and yellow flames surround her with sparkle details and a glowing sun above

Printed in red and multicolor on a natural cream tee with a warm

the production schedule is 24/7

Lurking is a vibe

something about a wall socket calls to them like a moth to a flame

Cream distressed text reads "I Just Wanna Give You The" above large drippy horror-style text reading "Creeps

" The overall design mimics a classic record label with a clean two-color (red and yellow) palette

rounded outlined hand-drawn font

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