Red Ryder TeeInspired by that awesome movie that we all manage to watch at least once during the holidays, our theCHIVE Red Ryder tee reminds you to be careful what you wish for because you might shoot your eye out, kid! Or maybe just destroy your glasses, lie to your parents, and even get your tongue stuck to a pole somewhere along the way. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Care Instructions

I'm starting to lose my mind in quarantine

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations

What do you mean he's getting a tan

Keep em cold with the BFM OG beer hugger

like Santa jolly…when your belly is more like jelly

Bring a smile with the BFM Laugh 2020 tee

Funnel included

People pay good money for advice like this and I just gave it to you for free

Santa doesn't do milk and cookies anymore

They attack

or pair Amaro Fernet Branca with a Toscano for an Italian after-dinner indulgence

Line up those milk cartons cause we're getting Milk Drunk this Christmas